While he is objectively wrong, he sticks to his guns. Hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram with the hashtag #CANTWAIT.CAN’T WAIT! A Movie Lover’s Podcast Episode 20: ‘Super Mario Bros.’Total runtime: 49:48Subscribe to the CAN’T WAIT! Yet, we endured all 104 minutes of it because a job’s a job and the movie-watching public needs to be warned.Yes, the CAN’T WAIT! Have a movie you really, really want us to watch and talk about? Posted April 21, 2017 by Moviefone StaffLet’s get this out of the way: “Super Mario Bros.” is a nonsensical, ugly, terribly written, horribly acted mess of a movie. Tony Maccio, who seems to think that nostalgia > competent filmmaking. Join Moviefone editors Tim Hayne, Rachel Horner, Phil Pirrello, and Tony Maccio as they extol the virtues and expose the failings (with love!) of nostalgic movies. Questions asked in this week’s episode include: “What the hell is even going on?” “Why did you make us watch this?” and “How do we create a device that removes this movie from our brains?” We also talk about the movie’s redeeming quality. podcast:iTunesGoogle PlayStitcherHave thoughts/feelings/feedback about the podcast? A Movie Lover’s Podcast by Moviefone celebrates Hollywood’s guiltiest pleasures by taking a fresh look at critically ignored movies and giving them a second chance at life. crew plunged into to the deep end of the 1993 comedy/sci-fi/fantasy “movie” thanks to a decidedly misled whim of one Mr. Yes, that’s “quality” not “qualities.” It only has one, and even that’s up for debate.Next week, we’ll be discussing Tim’s pick, 1987’s “Overboard,” a delightful romp of a rom-com starring Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, which features a scheme that, if executed in real-life, would probably result in kidnapping charges, multiple arrests, and childhoods being spent in foster care.Listen to CAN’T WAIT!

Including Guardians Inferno, written by me and Tyler Bates and performed by my new band The Sneepers ft @DavidHasselhoff. #DontHasseltheHoff #ProcyonLotor #InfantalizedSequoiaA post shared by James Gunn (@jamesgunn) on Apr 21, 2017 at 8:56am PDT”Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. Posted April 21, 2017 by Gina CarboneThe “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. It also goes on for nearly two minutes before The Hoff even starts to rap/sing about Groot.Here’s “Guardians Inferno” performed by The Sneepers, featuring David Hasselhoff:If only we could time-travel back to a 1980s roller rink and skate to this masterpiece.In case you’re curious, io9 wrote down the lyrics:”Getting down and dirty with a procyon lotorGot no people skills but he’s good with motorsThat weird thing by his side an infantilized sequoiaThe two of them walk by, people say “Oh Boy-a”They ask me why I’m bringin’A baby into battle”Thats really irresponsible”And getting them rattledI say “Give me a breakGet off my back dammit”I didn’t learn parentingMy daddy was a planetIn these times of hardshipJust remember:We are Groot””Guardians” director James Gunn co-wrote the song, and promoted it on Instagram:You can download the #GotGVol2 soundtrack now! 2″ will be released in theaters next Friday, May 5.Want more stuff like this? Like us on Facebook. The track is inspired greatly by Meco’s disco-infused Star Wars theme. 2″soundtrack is out today, but you may not be ready for the closing song, David Hasselhoff’s “Guardians Inferno.” That kind of fabulous disco cheese is too pure for this world.